OWNED. FAIL.

Dork.

I have no words for this video. LOL. However, can someone explain to me why she ran to the camera like that after the door toppled over on her? State of shock? I don’t know.

Kids, ditch the cameras for cartoons. Because sht like this will happen, and I’ll laugh at you.

i love this hat.

I adore you Re-Anna; but, If I were to ever catch you in this streets with this hat on, I’d, without hesitation, snatch this off your head and make a mad dash in the opposite direction. I’d do that for a lot of things you wear, actually. Your sense of style constantly excites me. I’ma rock this shit like fashion!

Three of GQ's men of the year are gangsta killers.

….whatever that means.

My favorites Drake and Kid Cudi plus some guy named Wale (I always find myself screwing up and calling him WHALE), are dubbed the killers of “Gangsta Rap” in the December “Men of the Year” issue of GQ. Congrats boys! However, while I’m not intending to rain on their parades or step on any toesies, I should mention that even though there is a huge decline of gangsta rap, I wouldn’t say it’s dead completely. There a few stray rappers who still get enjoyment from discussing the killer machinery they tote or how many females they’re putting the smash on in 24 hours time. I’m just sayin’. Moving right along …

I love Cudi. His sweater is lovely. I want one.

OH PS, I should apologize in advance to Wale, for not knowing a single song that he has created.  I’ve always been a bit of a Hip Hop head, but for some reason I’ve never paid attention to this guy. BUT! That trend will cease, as I plan on youtubing him sometime before I’m 50. Promise.

doesn't mean anything.

Alicia Keys is brilliant.

Her music is consistently great. There isn’t a song of hers that I DON’T like. UGH. I can’t get over how talented she is!

JORDANS ARE THE BEST. Seriously.

Jordan “Break To Build” Commercial

Did you catch the quick clips of my “boyfriend in my head”?  He’s the perfection that’s alone in the gym doing what he does best, and that’s handling the orange Spalding (i’m assuming it’s a spalding. they always are). You can catch him first at the 2 second mark. However, he’s shown…sweating (yeah i know,i’m sorry)…throughout.

Although most of you may not believe me, Chris Paul actually wasn’t the purpose of this post. Don’t gasp in disbelief assholes. It’s true. I actually wanted to make a post on how I randomly paid a visit to the Jordan website and realized how mucih I was feigning a pair of Jordans LOL. I made the correlation because he, and everyone else featured in the video, is apart of the Jordan Brand and this commercial immediately came to mind. See, totally innocent. Now stop dialing the police!

Anyway, I’m not much of a sneaker head, so I don’t own many sneakers. I’m more of a flats/sandals/boots, kind of chick. Don’t get me wrong, I do LOVE a nice pair of sneakers, I just haven’t found any that really tickle my fancy. Except these babies:

Jordan 6 Rings

These are beautiful LOL. I LOVE this colorway. Any Jordan shoe that’s a combination of Black, Red, White, & Gray always brings a smile to my face. I will definitely be on the lookout for these at Kids Foot Locker LOL.

Just because I love these specific Jordan’s so much, here’s another pair that i’d kill for:

Jordan Dub Zero

At first I had mixed emotions about this shoe. Something about them bothered me. It wasn’t until I saw someone wearing them that I realized they were a hot pair of shoes.

Jordan Flight 45

I love ALL Jordan Flights. Honestly. I don’t know what is about the flights, but I always go into “black hoodie” mode when I see someone wearing them. Meaning, If I spot a pair of flights on a set of feet other than mine, I’m devising a plan to snatch them.

Jordan Spizike

One of my favorites! The design is really nice, and I love the color. However, they are shoes that you have to know how to wear. The wrong outfit could screw the look of these up.

Point blank, Jordans are the best. I got tired of only seeing dunks featured on my blog, when I clearly would choose a pair of Jordans over a box full of dunks.

december issues.

The Wait Is Ova! My favorite Islander has officially returned to music. VICTORY! If I’m not mistaken, this is her first cover since Sir Lamborghini Warrior went mad on her face. Anywho, I’m definitely picking up this issue. My magazine collection is lacking Rihanna. Not to mention she looks lovely on the cover and the interview is said to be a great read.  Can’t wait!

And while we’re on the subject of Ms. Fenty, her new record is greatness. Plus, me and the Chuckster both noticed that she’s giving off so much Jay-Z in the video. I love it.

Well this is someone you don’t see over here everyday. Ha. This rare occurrence can easily be explained as I am officially a fan of any and everything “Sex And The City”. I watched the movie one night and I was hooked. If you haven’t seen that movie, quit life. You’re missing out!

As a youngster, I could never grasp the show, but now that I am bit older and mature I can finally understand what’s going on. I also don’t get the feeling that I’m watching something I shouldn’t be when Samantha openly talks about her “Smash Sex life”. You know what, that’s a lie. Samantha is RIDICULOUS. I find myself feeling uncomfortable anytime that woman opens her mouth. I love her though. Digressing!

I was pretty excited to find out in this issue that Sarah Jessica Parker loves the smell of diapers (no, not USED diapers, ya dork!). I totally agree with her. I’ve always had a thing for that scent diapers give off. They smell good. Sniff one. :)

:) november 4, 2009 marks my 19th b-day. yayy. it’s a celebration bitches!